Elvis Costello Fan Forum

JESUS...! I just lost respect for most of you... can you say JIMMY PAGE?????!!!! 1) Jimi Hendrix (the KING, the innovator, the soul) 2) Jimmy Page (listen to the live stuff and hear the orgasmic jizz eminating fra his Les Paul) 3) Pete Townshend (best power rythmic playing, great sound, crunchy chop...

Dear Sulky...my girlfriend has requested that I shave my entire body....!! Of course I carry out my duty as a loving boyfriend and shave the whole enchilada!

when people disaprove of my taste, I know I'm doing the right thing.

I'm all for the romantic institution and think that gays should have the right to get married!! By the way, I just experienced the most powerful display of gay love in San Francisco at the Folsom Street Fair....where the gays are the real men and the straight boys run for their life. Never seen so m...

after being in Denmark for over 5 years, and just being on vacation in San Francisco for the last month, I must say that American women do NOT float my boat....not very cute at all. At least they're better than the girls from the UK...but that's not saying much... :lol: :lol: :lol: maybe it's becaus...

huh??? Maybe they don't have curry in Texas or Montana, but of course there is Indian food in the US. Try San Francisco or New York......Must admit that Thai curry is superior to the Indian version.

the Sad Puppy does not work....but the cute and furry hamster does! Maybe only in combination with the Doctor of Death persona, which softens them up so they need the Cute and Furry Hamster, which allows one to show their feminine side.

I shaved my armpits last night by the way.

sat in silence and watched my girlfriend's lips as they spoke English and looked incredibly sexy made stupid comments about the Uterus made more stupid comments and pinching my girlfriend's nipples, scaring her and causing her to hate me for the next two days tried to play guitar but it sounded like...

hiiiii to all of my legions of fans! The Elvis gig at the Greek Theater in Berkeley was incredible!!!! He just kicked ass and hammed it up and ROCKED...most of the stuff was just pure power and speed rockin tunes, with a few great ballads, including My Dark Life, and Darkest Place...to name just a f...

Just wanted to say that I am on hiatus for about 3 weeks...although I will return with a full report on the Elvis concert in Berkeley, when I get back to Denmark.

jeeez...I get all hot and sweaty when MISS BA says "Gargantua"

Miss BA ..sorry to tell you, but you know what will happen! You will win him back, lure him into the spider's web, then maybe he'll start getting really into you....and THEN...you will lose interest! The logic behind this gig is that once the "wound" has been opened, the level of trust wil...

Dude..that looks weird....just slap a capo on the axe and power out...

I'm sure that he was into heavy S/M

GOODY GOODY...I'm totally in agreement with you...black men can pull off the bald look much better than Whitey! I was inspired by the power of the look and its beauty. *I've always felt I was a black man trapped in a white man's body* Now, SPOOKY...thanks for the ego boost! *yes a have a huge ego, b...

Tnank god I'm no longer a Basket Case........!

And I must add that the description of the young man as a "catch" denotes a genuine interest in something meaningful....! Say it to him....my father always said..."if you don't ask, you never get it"!.

SPOOKY:..whadda ya mean "maybe", baby???

Hvad fanden snakker de om, det lyder som et megafedt show!

*what the hell are they talking about, it sounds like an awazingly cool show!*

I prefer the term "medicating" to sabotage.

Yes...I had bad hair genes! doh.....

But it's always better to take the bull by the horns and create an image rather than having one imposed on you.

You get the girls who love the look, and avoid those who are looking for an accountant or something......

hmmmm DD..I have some good advice! (totally free). It's always a good idea to tell the truth and be open about your feelings, however vulnerable you might feel. Give him a chance to be a real human being and be nice! My girlfriend and I were in the same position, both playing the field, I had a nice...

Personally, I find a cleanly shaven head to be the sexiest and most awe inspiring look ever for man.

hee hee MoodySwingy....

Dave Mathews is a hot guitar player...basta....and Cheryl Crow is quite good! I like her tunes....

hang me up on the stake........

Dear Candy...I'm with you on free thinking ..believe me there ! And I am not even in disagreement with your statements...Elvis' venom is what makes it all click.....I was just being "dry"! ......as usual.

sincerely,

The Misunderstood Creep

Can this man BE any more negative.?..*in nasal Chandler voice*