Elvis Costello Fan Forum

It is not produced in a way that I would call "mass". Satellite dish would have been a good one. It's completely off track. "Satellite" was the first noun, "north" was the second noun, and the third noun can be found by following the hound Less than Zero. Look at the cl...

"bike" rhymes with "like". I like bikes.

Not the White Sox or Red Sox, and it's bigger than a breadbox.

Scary Hitler-Bush comparison, eh what? They say you can't believe anything you read on the net. Of course, that's exactly what you'd expect "them" to say...

Yes, he is not dead. I also like Human Soul and Struck by Lightening. He is actually a fine essayist, as well...

I'd say Burning Questions is fairly typical of the slightly over-produced stuff he was doing mid-career, like The Real McCaw.

I like Burning Questions, and I would really like to restock my GP collection with CDs instead of these old tapes. Did you buy it used? Which tracks do you like?

What about hertero men? Can we say that they are desperate sluts?!

Close my eyes so I may never spy
Waving branches as they're waving goodbye...

..the babbling brook had best speak up

I don't know, Pov, maybe crack? One thing I got from this was the situational truth of what Elvis is doing right now. He's got a kick-ass band to tour with, and a thirty year catalogue from which to forge a playlist. He's storming the world, and the world is now getting a new appreciation of him and...

I would say that it would not be easy, but it might be possible.

Very doubtful that it would be blue, Pop, but I suppose that would be possible. Just check in once in a while to see if you can help read my thought transmissions. It's so very important.

Oil, are you seeing any Chuck Conners?

No matter what you think of She, you must agree that it was pivotal to the movie Notting Hill. Without Elvis lulling me into a passive state of acceptance, I would have never been able to suffer the film in it's entirety.

If you saw Elvis on Letterman with an all-girl orchestra singing She, you wouldn't think it was "shite".

I was fortunate enough to get it on tape. I don't think CBS has or will repeat the episode. It's too good for TV, anyway. Poisoner: sorry I missed it. From dust2...dust : Here come the juggernaut Here come The Poisoners They choke the life and land And rob the joy from us Why do they taste of sugar ...

There is more on my mind than just Dionne Warwick. There is a vision of a certain cause, a goal for which you might casually clamour. If you follow the clues, and ask the correct questions, you will undoubtedly read my mind eventually, as it's clear as day. It works everytime. Then we party. As a si...

Where the fark is everybody? This board's wearing tatters. Am I gonna have to say something really undigestable to get your attention out there? *knocks on screen* HELL-O! I came up with this lame-ass game to keep me occupied so I don't spew off on this fucked up world we're having here. So play the...

Circa 1971: Moves with family to southern misery, completely eliminating any hope of a decent upbringing. Shortly thereafter, smokes first joint, gets first blowjob, then second blowjob, then some actual intercourse. Worries incessantly about childbearing capabilities of young girlfriend, and disast...

Micheal Jackson should do Spooky Girlfriend

Eminem should do Soul for Hire

311 should do 15 Petals

Elvis should do Aqualung

A few I've contrived over the years: Feeler Gauge The Plangent Platitudes Todd Richter and the Rumble The Barren The Work (probably taken) God's Hoary Orchestra The Sounds Serious The Hemp Nodes The Phase IV Tangalooloos The Fun Starts Now Country Bob and the Ranchhands The Want Cordoned Truth On Li...

When I first get up, I'll have some peaches in regalia. After a while, I'll head on down to St. Alfonso's for some pancakes. Come luchtime, find me at the Eric Dophy Memorial Barbeque, trying on some soup and old clothes, or checking out the gumbo variations. Maybe I'll get a burnt weeny sandwhich t...

Yer nuttin but a houn' dawg, Less 'n Aught...

Ask Red Green...

Whatever your heritage, you have not "spoilt" the game. The noun is fixed, but if one must query "forth" upon its alphabetic structure, I will simply ignore the question, or worse, I will lie. The noun is fixed. Read my mind. O, do not ask, "What is it?" Let us go, and ...

Nasty luck, there, Spooky. Did you have an airbag and seatbelt? Glad you're allright... Just today, coming back from South Dakota, an old man forced me over to the shoulder. I just flipped him off like I would have anyone else. Hell, I'd been fighting truckers and bikers for days, so I'm gonna let t...

<0, I thought getting married meant you didn't have to do that anymore.

Hey Blue, I can tell you what's unholy about marriage...!

Borglum was sixty when he first started chopping away at this. http://www.geocities.com/aropeleash/rushmore3.jpg It's pretty damn cool. Not a bad defacement of a mountain, if I do say so. I like the way Jefferson is right behind Washington, the visionary behind the strategist. Roosevelt lurks in the...