Elvis Costello Fan Forum

Oil, just don't ask me about golf. I could bite.

That must be a nice camera. Is that you and your spouse? Nice detail on the butterfly. That's an A model Ford, probably a '29.

You know what? I heard My Best Friend's Girlfriend on the radio today, and "...my best friend's girlfriend" is pretty flat, eh?

Cars were cool.

All you have to do is ask questions. It's easy. I wrote it down so I won't forget. I know it's a stupid game.

Who's a hound dog?

How about Two Little Hitlers?

"...we can look so long as we don't have to talk at all" - how he sharpens the word "all". Then,

"...you say you'll never know him, he's not a natural man" - he flattens the word "man".

I wonder if the gay school in New York is a good idea. Why are they separating them from the rest of society? For their own protection?

I apologize to Lapins for bashing the church so openly, and so early in the day. I'm full of shit sometimes, and I don't know when to shut up.

Voltaire would only be appalled by the fact that I could say such things and get away with it. Had he said such, he would have been hung for heresy.

Go ahead and save me a spot, and let the continued vacancy of that spot remind everyone that there are many people who simply won't fall for the pomp and ceremony. Let the spot remind them of all the "evil" still out there, the other religions, the non-believers, and the defrocked.

Okay, "No" voters! Tell me WHY!

Good writing instruments are hard to find and keep.

Deep in my stash of memorablia, there is a box of handwritten letters. They were written between me and my first wife, during the time I was away in the military.

They are filthy.

O yeah! I meant to say No Sugar Tonight. Good songs both...

..."much" of the time. For instance, Sweet, The Catholic church. They're all about "good" on the outside, but on the inside they're about bigotry, discrimination, and molestation of children. Bigotry? "We going to Heaven, and Jews are not". Discrimination? "Women c...

These three songs are lined up on the RykoDisc reissue of Imperial Bedroom:

Really Mystified
I Turn Around
Nighttime

I might have the titles wrong, but these tunes are kickin'.

Yeah, Guess Who! It's the new Mother Nature taking over...they still exist?! Did they do Green Eyed Lady ? Long version? What? You don't like Rush? "...one likes to believe in the freedom of music / but glittering prizes and endless comprimises / shatter the illusion of integrity (yeah)". ...

Personally, I'm against marriage in general, but if two homosexuals want to get married, why should we have a Constitutional amendment to stop it? I've actually felt jealousy over the loving relationship my brother has with his companion. I'm so glad there is someone there for him during his slow de...

I really liked Adaptation, and I always like "arty", or "innovative' movies. For instance, I liked The Wall, and 2000 Motels.

I always go by whether or not I'm entertained. I could watch Mars Attacks over and over, because there is so much to SEE!

As a person who spent ten years with "the worst drunkard in American history", I can attest to the fact that being a friend to someone that continually fucks up because of a chemical addiction is not an easy task. Essentially, one may feel a sense of responsibility to the friend, or even l...

Everybody's so damn good-looking. Nice pussy there, Plaything. Is that your pet? How did you get a photo of my buddy John-boy for your avatar?

John-boy cool. Elvis posters hot.

What if the world was one big orgy? Would that be good?

"Dogs are forever in the 'start' position" - Mitch Hedberg

You girls are turning me on. I won't have time to read this again, but I do remember this book. My take on Voltaire, this book, and your conversation is this: Evil is relative, and indistingushable from Good much of the time. So, why not retreat, and protect yourself, and in my case, protect others?...

This week I've been working at certain fast-food franchises, one that seems to have a particular taste for country and western music. While setting things up for them, I have had to endure some very disabling intrusions into my ears. A lot of the songs have to do with what a rapscallion a person was...

I recently recieved a post card from Copenhagen. No, it wasn't from C-Fan, it was from my muse, whom I hadn't heard from in years. The writing was so tiny, you couldn't even read between the lines, but it was GREAT to get a card from her! I have since received a letter from her, in Word format, whic...

Are you the real El Vez, the Mexican Presley impersonator?

Why don't we fucking attack Sudan?

Good luck on this. One of W's main buds owns ClearChannel. The FCC knows full well the objections by the people on this, they just don't care because the money's not there. Mind control is the real goal here, to keep people stupid and misinformed, and to justify the moronic lifestyle of the average ...