Elvis Costello Fan Forum

This topic reminds me of a wonderful joke I heard. 3 men are in the jungle, and are suddenly surrounded by natives. They are captured and taken before the tribal king. They are allowed to choose their own sentence...DEATH or UUNGA BUUNGA. The first prisoner chooses UUNGA BUUNGA and is immidiately be...

My intial reaction was NO....don't kill them, that's morally incorrect...(I am a lover of life after all)...then I saw one person mention that money would be saved...and then said..hmmm maybe just kill 'em and save some cash...but then I thought...hmmm..they sit on death row anyway with 500 appeals ...

Is the expression "one hand clapping" a euphemism for masterbation???

*very appropriate on the "mental masterbation thread to end all threads"*

how does this thing work???

jeeez....people are suddenly obsessed with being gay on this board......

I love Elvis, have all of his CD's and still think that his voice can be irritating...20% Amnesia is a good example.....

well well well..most people think Elivs' voice is irritating!! That's just the way it is.....he has a horrible voice...BUT HE's A GREAT SINGER!!!! Mariah Carey has a great voice....but she's lame as hell.....she just does creepy vocal gymnastics.....vocal masterbatory exercizes....ELVIS is a true SI...

OOOOH ....I thought it was "Here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend"???? Maybe Joe's a switch hitter or something....he's got a receeding hairline, he's angry and thin, and wears weird suits..!

Jean Claude Van Damme!!!!

[quote="spooky girlfriend"]Maybe one day all of us from this site should meet in a big group. You would come, wouldn't you Poppet? UNQUOTE..!

Well...let's have a big gig in Copenhagen! I'll supply the hot dogs and other Danish snacks....BYOB...

Isn't Peter Falk (Columbo) a murderer??? or was that Robert Blake???

In that case, I'll cast my vote for O.J. Simpson!

why can't I remember MY dreams!!!!!??? *i know they must be good*

Interesting topic! I must admit that I am a magnet for gays.....However I don't find their interest in me disturbing in any way. I take it as a compliment. On the other hand...I am not a handyman and don't have too many macho interests, and speak Danish with a strange feminine upper class sounding a...

Hæ hæ..I just finished The Cold Six Thousand...a brilliant book by James Elroy.....It lives up to the greatness of American Tabloid..... *reading also assorted crap in Danish...but don't know what these books are called in English*.....one of them is called The Dice Man...(translated directly)....a ...

TART is probably the song I like best over the last 5 years. Really hot bass that just rolls and stumbles....along with a cool sound, great lyrics and a good bridge....(a little Cry Baby Cry sound there).....

POV! Thank you for the Zep update....I'll run out and buy that sumbitch right away! ............

sounds like my type of movie...