45 lyrics re-imagined

[Arnie]

Apologize in advance for the politics, but I think Elvis might appreciate this . . . . so please allow me this indulgence

45

Bells are chiming for victory
But for an orange stain on our history
45

They came back to the world that they fought for
Didn’t turn out just like they thought,
45

Here’s a song to do the measuring
Who do you screw, what do you blame, what do you spin?

In ’46 a silver spoon is born
There's a snake oil salesman, so let’s put him in!
Forty five

74 years later, and we’re all fucked now
Watch in horror as a 3 year old tries to double down
Forty five

Every no-mask, every lie, every half-truth
Every fact-check, that I checked on you
Forty five

There's a stack of family, cowards and whiners
Most are well known now, and none are fine
Forty five

Here is a song to sing, to do the measuring
Who do you screw, what do you blame, what lie can I spin?

Barr and Pomp(eo) steal every dessert
Rudy’s lyin’ prone, wanting up her skirt
But the voter fraud is a mystery, I've heard
'Til you turn the channel to Hannity, for the word
'Cause it helps with the insurrection
Spinning lies can turn this election
Forty five

So don't be a creep or be a ped!
Just like Joe Biden is! <<sarcasm>>
(And what do you lose when you can pardon yourself??)

I heard something peculiar said:
"Perhaps I’ll fire Fauci next week"
Forty five

Bells are chiming and tears are not falling
Will not miss him, and will never mourn him
Forty five
Every porn star pay-off, every lie, every super spreader rally
Every breath that I bless
I'd be lost, I confess
Forty five, forty-five, forty-five, forty-five, yeah
Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Ooo ooo ooo ooo

[Arnie]

It needs some work. Feel free to make edits or come up with your own verses.

[Arnie]

Okay, it was a cheesy idea. But I cracked myself up doing it.

Kiss my ass 45!! Looking forward to Jan 20th!!

[docinwestchester]

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[bronxapostle]

I approve this message.

don't encourage a lurker/plagiarist!!!

but do check into CITY WINERY and that Steve Earle benefit thingie. wouldn't it be nice if EC showed up while we are eating veggie pizza and a cheeseburger!!

[plasticman6]

Kiss my ass 45!! Looking forward to Jan 20th!!

I second that emotion.
I chuckled at your lyrics.