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Mechanical Grace
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Postby Mechanical Grace » Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:36 am


Poor Eddie Van Halen... Jesus! He's literally unrecognizable. Must be Meth.


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Postby Who Shot Sam? » Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:41 am

Yikes - you're not kidding. Larger photo here. Looks like death warmed over.

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Postby oily slick » Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:44 pm

oh well, it was a smashing photo of john carradine impersonating eddie van halen. it was here yesterday.
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Postby Mr. Average » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:16 pm

Seen any recent photo's of Robert Plant? Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll. Sort of a hybrid of Weird Al, Gene Wilder, with a dash of Howard Stern thrown in for demented measure.
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Postby mood swung » Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:29 am

He's had tongue and mouth cancer. I would guess that's got something to do with the unusual shape of his jaw/mouth, kinda like what happened to John Prine.
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Postby spooky girlfriend » Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:25 pm

March 8, 2007

I would like Van Halen fans to know how much I truly appreciate each and every one of you. Without you there is no Van Halen.

I have always and will always feel a responsibility to give you my best. At the moment I do not feel that I can give you my best. That’s why I have decided to enter a rehabilitation facility to work on myself, so that in the future I can deliver the 110% that I feel I owe you and want to give you.

Some of the issues surrounding the 2007 Van Halen tour are within my ability to change and some are not. As far as my rehab is concerned, it is within my ability to change and change for the better. I want you to know that is exactly what I’m doing, so that I may continue to give you the very best I am capable of.

I look forward to seeing you in the future better than ever and I thank you with all my heart.



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Postby bambooneedle » Thu May 03, 2007 11:26 am

Saw this recently

Eddie Van Halen made his first public appearance after completing his time in rehab this weekend at the Subway Fresh Fit 500 Nascar Nextel Cup Series race in Phoenix. And from all reports, Eddie looked and sounded great and was in good spirits. A few pictures have surfaced - two are below - ad you can also watch the Fox Sports/EVH promo at:
General discussion of the appearance can be viewed in depth at:


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Postby oily slick » Thu May 03, 2007 12:24 pm

well now, that's better.
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Postby DeathWearsABigHat » Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:25 am

looks like he's turned in to Matthew Kelly!
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