A row of businesses and a very blue sky. Want it to be weeeeeeekend!!!!!!!!!verbal gymnastics wrote:What can you see out of the nearest window?
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Goody2Shoes wrote:
I was at the supermarket with the man of the house. We had finished shopping and were standing in line at the checkout when I realized I had forgotten something trivial, frozen peas or something. Went back to get them, and on the way back to our spot in line, I got very absorbed in one of the tabloids at the checkstand. I threw my peas into the buggy and gave my husband a big, two-handed butt-grope, complete with sound effects. The nice gentlemen whom I had just violated turned out to be not my husband, but a dead-ringer, from behind anyway, and said, more politely than I deserved, "Did you want to get in line ahead of me, or something?"pip_52 wrote:Your most embarrassing moment?
Panic-stricken, I yelled at him, yes, yelled at him, as if it were his dirty fault "You're not my husband!" and then added grievous insult to nasty injury by punching him in the arm. I couldn't even apologize to the guy, who took it all in stride, and was laughing at me along with everyone within earshot of the incident. I collected my peas from his buggy, handed them to my husband , summoned whatever shred of dignity I had left, and calmly left the store. Couldn't go back for weeks.