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Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:34 am
New game - seeing as we had such witty suggestions for painting the bridge thread. Post an amusing caption for the picture then when we run out of posts someone else post a new picture.
I'll start....
"I dunno what my mates are on about - I dont find you to be an ice maiden at all!
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
mood swung
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by mood swung » Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:07 pm
Tom, who now knew why bean burritos are never the best date food, gamely tried to grin and carry on.
Like me, the "g" is silent.
Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:14 pm
"You know I like older women....well did I tell you ive dated your grandma? - shes a real goer!"
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
bobster
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by bobster » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:58 pm
Frosty, the Serial Rapist
Copenhagen Fan
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by Copenhagen Fan » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:02 am
Mrs. Frosty was chargrined over the lack of power in Mr. Frosty's thrusts....but alas he was good at fixing things and other practical matters.
I'd never leave the house if I had a Gimp
mood swung
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by mood swung » Tue Dec 14, 2004 8:20 am
Martha ardently wished that Tom had paid just a tiny bit more attention in Snowman Biology.
Like me, the "g" is silent.
spooky girlfriend
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by spooky girlfriend » Tue Dec 14, 2004 9:35 am
"Dear, can't you take your hat off for just a few minutes? Please?"
invisible Pole
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by invisible Pole » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:07 am
"I told you the third carrot would eventually come in handy"
If you don't know what is wrong with me
Then you don't know what you've missed
Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:39 am
" I told you I'd make your hair curl woman!"
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
so lacklustre
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by so lacklustre » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:35 pm
My fucking legs have fallen off.
signed with love and vicious kisses
so lacklustre
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by so lacklustre » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:39 pm
Tom (for that seems to be the snowman's name): Are you enjoying this Martha? (for it is she).
Martha: It's so fucking good I'm going to ejaculate in a minute
signed with love and vicious kisses
mood swung
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by mood swung » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:48 pm
the scene dissolves in a flurry of snowflakes...we hear Martha sighing deeply.
Like me, the "g" is silent.
Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:09 pm
Horace wished he had kept his mouth shut - he had put his foot in it and now he had swallowed it!
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
mood swung
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by mood swung » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:41 pm
Horace, a boy lost. Unable to continue his career in Shadow Boxing, he became a Harmonica Mime.
Like me, the "g" is silent.
invisible Pole
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by invisible Pole » Tue Dec 14, 2004 5:26 pm
That's what you get when you don't know how to play theremin.
If you don't know what is wrong with me
Then you don't know what you've missed
spooky girlfriend
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by spooky girlfriend » Tue Dec 14, 2004 5:59 pm
"I probably shouldn't put my fingers this close to my mouth - knowing where they've been and all. . . . . ."
Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:00 pm
Horace couldn't think how he had fallen for the old 'dont worry i'm on the pill' routine
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:04 pm
If only I could remember where I buried the kids on the beach for a laugh......
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
so lacklustre
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by so lacklustre » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:32 pm
Do I look like John Lennon with these glasses?
signed with love and vicious kisses
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by Copenhagen Fan » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:48 am
Horace sat at the edge of his seat as the lastest episode of When Animals Attack was just about to be broadcast.
I'd never leave the house if I had a Gimp
Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:24 am
Horace knew it was a bad idea to borrow his grandfathers dentures.........
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
mood swung
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by mood swung » Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:20 am
Horace gets his gameface on before the Great Kitten Milking Tournament.
Like me, the "g" is silent.
Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:58 am
As the Klu Klux Klan wouldnt let Fred join he decided to make his own uniform
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
mood swung
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by mood swung » Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:44 pm
Fred's audition for Men Without Hats went awry from the get go.
Like me, the "g" is silent.
Gillibeanz
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by Gillibeanz » Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:33 am
Although Freds impression of Nelson was good, his son thought it was a bit extreme to actually cut off his arm!
COME ON YOU SPURS!!