So, tell me one true thing.

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Fri Jul 04, 2003 9:36 am

You can't bullshit a bullshitter.

and

That certain people, who want to get all emotional and too personal in PMs, can't be trusted.

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Fri Jul 04, 2003 9:50 am

Putting contact lenses in with chili fingers really does hurt an awful lot.

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Fri Jul 04, 2003 11:22 am

Bambooneedle wrote

That certain people, who want to get all emotional and too personal in PMs, can't be trusted.

I think you're trying to bullshit a bullshitter, Mr. Needle. Another true thing: All men are liars.

A rope leash · Post by **A rope leash** » Fri Jul 04, 2003 11:28 am

Which is the bigger lie? A lie about a bomb, or a lie about a blow-job?

Women, of course, never lie.

How's that for a lie?

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Fri Jul 04, 2003 2:32 pm

Bunny, is it just me, or do you find your eyes can still burn from a chilli tinged contact lens the next morning? I've been in agony from that. You need to be careful what you touch with your fingers too...

SweetPear · Post by **SweetPear** » Sat Jul 05, 2003 4:31 am

A rope leash wrote:Which is the bigger lie? A lie about a bomb, or a lie about a blow-job?

Women, of course, never lie.

How's that for a lie?

Neither.

Both question truth and integrity and proper judgement.

That statement also applies to men.

SweetPear · Post by **SweetPear** » Sat Jul 05, 2003 4:47 am

A rope leash wrote: Women, of course, never lie.

Using my man as a point of reference.....men don't actually lie (most of the time). They edit the facts so as to protect their innocence. Throw in the ignorance factor....... and voila.

*note*- Makes no difference if the ignorance is deliberate or actual. Either way, it's just as bad.

And using moi as a referencing point.....women don't TRY to lie. They try to KEEP from lying. Creative editing of the facts is not to protect their innocence but to try and preserve their upper hand status.
And ignorance is NEVER a factor!

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Sat Jul 05, 2003 12:24 pm

I'm willing to bet that ignore-ance will be a factor...

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Sat Jul 05, 2003 2:42 pm

Tottenham Hotspur will win jack shit again next season....and England will not win the next world cup either!

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Sat Jul 05, 2003 5:16 pm

Otis Westinghouse wrote:Bunny, is it just me, or do you find your eyes can still burn from a chilli tinged contact lens the next morning? I've been in agony from that. You need to be careful what you touch with your fingers too...

Ever tried it with garlicky fingers? Just as bad. But that's a whole different story...

Hey, here's something that's true: Most race horses are injured running anti-clockwise than clockwise. The majority are "right footed" and prefer to run clockwise, which probably accounts for the number of injuries.

Don't ask me, ask Joe, the local gee gee expert.

miss buenos aires · Post by **miss buenos aires** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 4:08 am

bambooneedle wrote:You can't bullshit a bullshitter.

and

That certain people, who want to get all emotional and too personal in PMs, can't be trusted.

But you must have known, after posting a photo like that, that the declarations of love would come flooding in. I even wrote you a poem. Here it is:

Oh, needle of bamboo
Your eyes are potentially blue
Let's go to Xanadu.

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 6:26 am

PET.OP. : Also true of jumping horses - very important to get them 'on the right leg' just before take off or they will stumble......

I am a mind of useless information......

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 11:43 am

Oh Miss Buenos Aires so far
so 'tis I that am blue
brown are the irises
for to train over
a lovely like you.

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 5:51 pm

i scored front row balcony tickets to see john hiatt and robert cray in september. we don't get out much see, so i'm real happy. (you remember the pageant in st louis don't you rope?)

Post by **BlueChair** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 6:05 pm

John Hiatt and Robert Cray (along with Richard Thompson, George Clinton & Parliament-Funkadelic, Sheryl Crow, and Blind Boys Of Alabama) are playing at a multi-day blues festival here in Toronto. I should really go.

Mr. Average · Post by **Mr. Average** » Sun Jul 20, 2003 11:43 am

Axiom:

"There is only one Master of Life and Death"

Be careful what you wish for Rope. However, I admit to feeling a bit humbled by your posting suggesting that you would like to see me return to the board.

As Hannibal Lector says just before he diembowels the detective..."Okey-Dokey...Her We Go!"

Mr. Sub-Gaussian (today, upping my stats!)

Goody2Shoes · Post by **Goody2Shoes** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 4:26 pm

Rice does not cook over a campstove at 10,000 feet.

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 7:38 am

you're lucky to get water to boil over 6,000. I think I'd go with the minute rice over 5,000, but that's just me...

Goody2Shoes · Post by **Goody2Shoes** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 8:30 am

Water boils at 10,000 feet, but at too low a temperature to cook rice. In theory, it can cook, but takes longer. A pressure cooker will do it in a shorter time, but don't fit so good in backpacks. Of course, I only found out about this after the fact.

Minute Rice. Shoulda thought....

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