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Now I'm going to be sitting around all night figuring out what part of the human body starts with "ni..."
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That's why you need The Brunch Rule. Don't ever have sex with someone you wouldn't eat brunch with. More self respect for you and her. (unless it's in a sex club with glory holes or the like)wehitandrun wrote:Haha, close. It wasn't working!
It had a lot to do with that I realized I wasn't interested in this girl like an hour into the procedings, which is when the trouble started.
Uh oh, I've said too much.
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Do you like count them up dude????wehitandrun wrote:Now that is a long story. It's the 9th or so sexual experience between her and I, and the 7th was a year or so ago. After the 7th, which was horrible, I said this shouldnt happen anymore and she agreed (yes, the 8th was a short, one sided recent one that led up to the 9th).RedShoes wrote:I suppose it's pointless to ask why you were having a 'sexual experience' with a girl you'd realized you weren't interested in, isn't it?wehitandrun wrote:Haha, close. It wasn't working!
It had a lot to do with that I realized I wasn't interested in this girl like an hour into the procedings, which is when the trouble started.
Uh oh, I've said too much.
Then lastnight it was snowing out and I was skidding everywhere, so I stopped at her house at midnight. Her sister answered the door and she was asleep in her room, and I went up and we woke her up. Then she made me lay in the bed like in Forest Gump and then, yadda yadda yadda, it was 3am.
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Last night I went to a CD release party for Emm Gryner, a local singer/songwriter who happened to land a gig singing back-up for Bowie on his 2000 tour. It was fun, and since we were on the guest list we got free drinks!
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You know, I temporarily forgot we men actually had those. Darn evolution and it's vestigial mammalian tricks.RedShoes wrote:Well, his nipples are quite nice.bobster wrote:Now I'm going to be sitting around all night figuring out what part of the human body starts with "ni..."
But I bet he didn't want me to say that.
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I fell more than 10 steps down my basement stairs yesterday afternoon when I lost my balance. I am quite embarassed and my face looks like I have been pimp slapped. I have two black eyes, two knots on my forehead, a swollen nose, a busted lip, and two beat up arms and shoulders.
I'll be taking it easy today.
I'll be taking it easy today.
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I would have laughed out loud too Red but the inappropriate use of Bobster's apostrophe on "its" stopped me.RedShoes wrote:El Vez just made me laugh out loud.
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And here I thought the two were interconnected somehow
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And a sprinkler repairman just walked in with a shirt that looks like it went through a paper shredder
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I forgot my iPod at home today so I am forced to listen to the sound of white noise. Bah.
And a sprinkler repairman just walked in with a shirt that looks like it went through a paper shredder
This morning you've got time for a hot, home-cooked breakfast! Delicious and piping hot in only 3 microwave minutes.