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[Copenhagen Fan]

Copenhagen Fan - Pull It Out And Leave

DUUUUUUUDE you're getting quite funny through the years...LOL

[Copenhagen Fan]

I always loved Police Truck by the Dead Kennedy's.

"Pull down your dress here's a kick in the ass
let's beat you blue til you shit in your pants
No more jive I gotta big black stick
There's six of us babe so suck on my dick"

[bobster]

In the Summertime has been mentioned for drink driving references, but what about this astonishing couplet:

"If her Daddy's rich take her out for a meal
If her Daddy's poor just do what you feel"

I forgot about that one! That Mungo Jerry....

[stormwarning]

It's got to be , GOT TO BE, Prince Buster's Ten Commandments.
I played this when I DJ-ed recently, and most of the bar stopped talking to listen to the lyrics...


TEN COMMANDMENTS (FROM MAN TO WOMAN)


The ten commandments from man
Given to woman
Through the inspiration of I, Prince Buster

One,
Thou shall have no other man but me

Two,
Though shall not encourage no man to make love to you
Neither kiss or caress you
For I am your man, a very jealous man
And is ready to lay low any other man who may intrude on our love

Three,
Remember to kiss and caress me
Honor and obey me, in my every whim and fancy
Seven days a week and twice on Sundays
Because at no time will I ever be tired 0f I-T "it"

Four,
Honor my name, so that every other woman may honor it also

Five,
Thou shall not provoke me to anger
Or my wrath will descend upon you heavily

Commandment Six,
Thou shall not search my pockets at night
Or annoy me with your hearsays

Commandment Seven,
Thou shall not shout my name in the streets
If I am walking with another woman
But wait intelligently until I come home
Then we can both have it out decently
For I am your man, a funny man
And detest a scandal in public places

Commandment Eight,
Thou shall not drink, or smoke
Nor use profane language
For those bad habits I will not stand for

Nine,
Thou shall not commit adultery
For the world will not hold me guilty if I commit murder

Ten,
Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's dress
Nor her shoes, nor her bureau, nor her bed, nor her hat
Nor anything that's hers
Neither shall thou call my attention to anything that may be for sale
In any stores, for I will not give thee anything
But what you actually need for your purpose

These are the ten commandments from man
Given to woman
By me, Prince Buster

[bobster]

Wonder what Mrs. Buster's commandments would be....

[stormwarning]

Wonder what Mrs. Bobster's commandments would be...