Dodgy Lyrics

SoLikeCandy · Post by **SoLikeCandy** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 10:41 am

What is it with me agreeing with Copenhagen Fan lately? I've gotta quit this.

Anyway, that is a stupid line, but I really enjoy the next one after it: "I don't wanna be your lover/I just wanna be your victim." Something depraved, desperate and sexy about it. Makes up for the stupid mother line.

Poppet · Post by **Poppet** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 10:51 am

anything by shonen knife.

i've got Let's Knife, given to me by somebody w/ their management who was trying to suck up so i'd introduce him to my boss. And, i actually like it. it's silly.

a couple favs:

Tortoise Brand Pot Cleaner Theme
Tortoise brand pot cleaner
Specially selected pot cleaner
The best pot cleaner in the world is
Specially selected tortoise brand

Twist Barbie
Blue eyes, blond hair
Tight body, long legs
She's very smart
She can dance well
Bang bang bang, twist barbie
Oh! sexy girl!
Blue eyes, blond hair
Tight body, long legs
She's glamorous
She's welcomed by boys
Bang bang bang, twist barbie
Oh! sexy girl!
I wanna be twist barbie
Naritaina, naritaina, naritaina!

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:09 am

'Lying about, laying in bed.....'

I know, I know, but it is a little redundant.

taz · Post by **taz** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:51 am

Heard this just after reading this thread...

My lifestyle determines my deathstyle

-Metallica

A rope leash · Post by **A rope leash** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 8:47 pm

Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
You is what you am
(a cow don't make ham...)
You ain't what you're not
So see what you got
You are what you is
An' that's all it 'tis

A foolish young man
From a middle class fam'ly
Started singin' the blues
'cause he thought it was manly
Now he talks like the kingfish
("saffiiiee!")
From amos 'n andy
("holy mack'l dere...holy mack'l
Dere!")
He tells you that chitlins...
Well, they taste just like candy
He thinks that he's got
De whole thang down
From the nivea lotion
To de royal crown

Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
You is what you am
(a cow don't make ham...)
You ain't what you're not
So see what you got
You are what you is
An' that's all it 'tis

A foolish young man
Of the negro persuasion
Devoted his life
To become a caucasian
He stopped eating pork
He stopped eating greens
He traded his dashiki
("uhuru!")
For some jordache jeans
He learned to play golf
An' he got a good score
Now he says to himself
("i ain't no nigger no more...hey! hey! hey!")

"i don't understand you..."
Bwana ma-coo-bah
"would you please speak more clearly..."
Mercedes bainnnnnnnz

Who is who
(i don't know)
'n what is what
(somethin' i just don't know...)
'n why is this

tell me now...)
Appropriot
(that's a funny pronunciation if'n ever
I heard one...)
If you don't like
(where'd you get that word?)
What you has got
(appropriot? the word is not...)
Drop it in the dirt
(drop it yeah...)
'n let it rot
(i can smell it now...)
Someone else
(here de come, here de come...)
Will surely come
(i told you they was comin')
'n pick it up
(that's right!)
'cause he wants some
(an' he wants it for free...)
And when one day
(there will come a day...)
You wonder who
(i wonder too...)
You used to was
(who i was anyway...)
'n what you do
(i used to work at the post office...)
You'll scratch your head
(but i don't wanna un-do my doo...)
'n look around
(just to see what's goin' on)
But what you lost
(can't seem to find it...)
Will not be found
(a mercedes benz...)
Do you what you are?
(i know...)
You are what you is
(i'm the kinda guy...)
You is what you am
(that ought to be drivin' a mercedes benz...)
A cow don't make a ham
(a four-fifty slc...)
You ain't what you're not
(a big ol' red one...)
So see what you got
(with some golf clubs stickin' out de trunk...)
You are what you is
(i'm gwine down to de links on saturday mornin'...)
An' that's all it is
(gimme a five dollar bill...)
You are what you is
(and an overcoat too...)
And that's all it is
(robbie, take me to greek town...)
You are what you is
(i'm harder than yer husband; harder than yer husband...)
An that's all it is
(i'm goin' down to white street, y'all...)
You are what you is
(gone down to the mudd club, 'n work
The wall...)
An that's all it is
('n work the floor 'n work the pipe 'n
Work the wall some more...
And here we are at the mudd club,
Y'all...
I hope you enjoy yourself, cause the
Show's about
To begin...)

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 2:08 am

Dear Candy...maybe we're not so unalike after all..I am but a human being........maybe because I'm in love....I am evolving?????!!!

Mr. Misery · Post by **Mr. Misery** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 2:52 am

I heard this in the supermarket today:

"The next time I fall in love I'll know better what to do
The next time I fall in love it will be with you."

I don't know if Peter Cetera wrote that, but oh did he sing it!

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 3:27 am

Hey, MM! Look time no see....!

And who can forget....

The the "l" out of "lover"
And it's "over."

Which reminds of something a guy I used to know named Doug was saving up for the right situation (don't know if he ever found it)....

The difference between "Doug" and "Dog" is You....

Jackson Doofster · Post by **Jackson Doofster** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:34 pm

Just heard this lyric on a Madness album (Absolutely)

"She said he's gone away on a short holiday, he won't be back for a while.."

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 1:01 pm

Monk or Doofster? You have to be just one, life is complicated enough as it is.

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 2:11 pm

Otis - I need to have a split personality....and so do i.

I'm thinking of putting in 2 applications for the spurs job.

Ps. Are you pleased with your Goatee ? Would you recommend one ?

Any shaving tips ?

SweetPear · Post by **SweetPear** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:41 am

Jackson Monk wrote:Otis -
Are you pleased with your Goatee ? Would you recommend one ?

(not that you guys would care) but i like the goatee.
i don't like beards and not really mustaches either (although some people NEED to have a mustache...like Freddie Mercury!)
but the goatee is a good compromise. i loved it when my husband had one. i keep telling him i wish he'd grow it back.....but he doesn't listen to me as much as i don't listen to him.

(isn't that right, dear?)

SweetPear · Post by **SweetPear** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 4:51 am

pip_52 wrote:Dammit Noise, now Ive got that song stuck in my head!

Yeah, Noise. Dammit!!

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:43 am

Sweet Pear: If you are referring to that song by REO Speedwagon, I Can't Fight This Feeling, uuuuuuuugh. That goopy song is probably half the reason I married my first husband. Damn stupid song. I had poor taste in music AND men then.