Top 5 Erogenous Zones

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 5:55 am

I think I'll let some of the more tame people start this thread, and save my pearls of wisdom for a latter date.

indulge!

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:04 am

1. Zone 1
2. Zone 2
3. Zone 3
4. Zone 4
5. Zone 6

I don't actually rate Zone 5 hence its demotion.

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:25 am

....and I almost expected a synopsis on the G spot.....

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:27 am

Are these our erogenous zones..or our partner of choice's?

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:51 am

Laughing Cow...that's up to you buddy! be creative!

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:55 am

In that case...a friend of a friend of mine (ahem) thinks that these are the loveliest parts of a lady...

-bum
-lower back
-neck
-in between tummy and ...
-and the lips

But remember..the brain is the biggest erogenous zone of all!!

Post by **BlueChair** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 11:00 am

1. nose
2. ears
3. knees
4. fingers
5. eyebrows

Oh baby!

Boy With A Problem · Post by **Boy With A Problem** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 11:31 am

1. Kidneys
2. Liver
3. Spleen
4. Small Intestines
5. Bladder

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:36 pm

Nice one VG and BWAP. Very funny.

Post by **BlueChair** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:43 pm

Oh yes, but I'm not funny at all!

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:04 pm

BlueChair wrote:Oh yes, but I'm not funny at all!

Sorry, Blue, I thought you were being serious. Ears are a nice place to be kissed and kiss, aren't they?! Same with eyes. Or...maybe...that's...just...me....?

.

Jackson Doofster · Post by **Jackson Doofster** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:10 pm

Only CopFan could have come up with this.

The abdomen, the ears and that bit between the scrotum and the anus - I'll call it the scrus.

Luckily, I'm married to a woman whose body is one great erogenous zone

Post by **BlueChair** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:16 pm

True, I guess ears are a major zone...

I tried to make it silly by adding knees and eyebrows (as opposed to eyes)

though knees DO turn me on

miss buenos aires · Post by **miss buenos aires** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:21 pm

Jackson Doofster wrote:The abdomen, the ears and that bit between the scrotum and the anus - I'll call it the scrus.

I believe the technical term is the "t'aint." As in, "t'aint your balls, t'aint your bottom."

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:00 pm

What's an erogenous zone?

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:02 pm

What's an erogenous zone?

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 2:16 am

Dear Miss BA..I'm so proud of you that you know what a T'aint is....! You keep impressing me.

The T'aint of course is a much more sensitive zone on a man than a woman...maybe I'm wrong, but I've never heard a woman talk about the t'aint with stars in her eyes.

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 5:42 am

"t'aint" - It's also known as the kundalini region to exponents of yoga. So kiss my kundalini!

Scalps are pretty erogenous...

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 6:34 am

WOW..kundelini....! how cool............has anyone heard of the North Pole??? A spot 8 1/2 inches inside of the female anatomy....

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 6:40 am

No, I couldn't reach it anyway...

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:43 am

Mr. (North Pole Killer) Bamboo

WORD!

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 8:18 am

Copenhagen Fan wrote:WOW..kundelini....! how cool............has anyone heard of the North Pole??? A spot 8 1/2 inches inside of the female anatomy....

Isn't it very cold at the North Pole?

Is that what Elvis meant by "North because that's where I'm headed"

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:05 am

Not many explorers have made it to the North Pole, have they? I think it may be to do with them being ill-equipped or something.

Hmm, I feel an innuendo-strewn thread is upon us.

sulkygirl · Post by **sulkygirl** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 12:03 pm

I'm EXTREMELY glad I chose to read this thread at home (not at work)...

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 12:50 pm

COPE: Just curious here - have you ever found any polar bears up there?? I guess the contraception to use would be the 'ice cap ' then? whaddya mean its snow joke?

OK OK i'll shut up...........