1. Ray Clemence - Ugly fucker who played for both Liverpool and Totts.
2. Phil Neal - How ever did he get that many caps for England?
3. Phil Thompson - ditto
4. Ruddock - Thug
5. Ron Harris - had to get Chelse player in hear somehow
6. Bowyer - scum of the earth
7. Cantona - Should have been banned for life after the Selhurst Park incident, even though it was a Palace supporter.
8. Ardiles - bottle job and dirty bastard who elbowed more people than Eric Idle
9. Fowler - Bastard always scored against the Arse when he played for Liverpool
10. Steve Archibald - "Archibald is the Elephant Man doo dah doo dah"
11. Graham Rix - Only ever did two good things for Arsenal, the first was to cross the ball for Alan Sunderland in the last minute of the 1979 cup final and the other was to leave. Subsequently got put away for sleeping with an under age girl.
12. Bellamy - eugh
13. Gascoigne - An obvious choice, all that talent wasted for so much of the time.
14. George Best - Probably the greatest footballer ever but retired far too early and wasted the rest of his life, can now be seen on Sky tv as a sad pathetic little man.
15. Bruce Grobbelar - match fixer, but only makes the bench because he fixed it for Liverpool to lose
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Manager - Sir Rougeface