New Pictures Game

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:34 am

New game - seeing as we had such witty suggestions for painting the bridge thread. Post an amusing caption for the picture then when we run out of posts someone else post a new picture.

I'll start....

"I dunno what my mates are on about - I dont find you to be an ice maiden at all!

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:07 pm

Tom, who now knew why bean burritos are never the best date food, gamely tried to grin and carry on.

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:14 pm

"You know I like older women....well did I tell you ive dated your grandma? - shes a real goer!"

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:58 pm

Frosty, the Serial Rapist

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:02 am

Mrs. Frosty was chargrined over the lack of power in Mr. Frosty's thrusts....but alas he was good at fixing things and other practical matters.

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 8:20 am

Martha ardently wished that Tom had paid just a tiny bit more attention in Snowman Biology.

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 9:35 am

"Dear, can't you take your hat off for just a few minutes? Please?"

invisible Pole · Post by **invisible Pole** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:07 am

"I told you the third carrot would eventually come in handy"

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:39 am

" I told you I'd make your hair curl woman!"

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:35 pm

My fucking legs have fallen off.

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:39 pm

Tom (for that seems to be the snowman's name): Are you enjoying this Martha? (for it is she).
Martha: It's so fucking good I'm going to ejaculate in a minute

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:48 pm

the scene dissolves in a flurry of snowflakes...we hear Martha sighing deeply.

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:09 pm

Horace wished he had kept his mouth shut - he had put his foot in it and now he had swallowed it!

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:41 pm

Horace, a boy lost. Unable to continue his career in Shadow Boxing, he became a Harmonica Mime.

invisible Pole · Post by **invisible Pole** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 5:26 pm

That's what you get when you don't know how to play theremin.

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 5:59 pm

"I probably shouldn't put my fingers this close to my mouth - knowing where they've been and all. . . . . ."

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:00 pm

Horace couldn't think how he had fallen for the old 'dont worry i'm on the pill' routine

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:04 pm

If only I could remember where I buried the kids on the beach for a laugh......

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:32 pm

Do I look like John Lennon with these glasses?

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:48 am

Horace sat at the edge of his seat as the lastest episode of When Animals Attack was just about to be broadcast.

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:24 am

Horace knew it was a bad idea to borrow his grandfathers dentures.........

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:20 am

Horace gets his gameface on before the Great Kitten Milking Tournament.

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:58 am

As the Klu Klux Klan wouldnt let Fred join he decided to make his own uniform

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:44 pm

Fred's audition for Men Without Hats went awry from the get go.

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:33 am

Although Freds impression of Nelson was good, his son thought it was a bit extreme to actually cut off his arm!